Beyond the veil of reality, beyond the inuence of manipulating politicians, greedy merchants, iron-handed clergy, and the broken masses that toil for their benefit, echoes of other realms call to those bold enough, and desperate enough, to escape the oppression of mundane life. Treasure and glory await those courageous enough to wrest it from the darkness. But the danger is great, for lurking in the forgotten shadows are forces far stranger and more perilous than even civilization. The price of freedom might be paid in souls.

A terrible Red King wars with an awful Queen, and together they battle into being a rigid, wrong world... and this book has everything you need to run it. (And any other place in your first, second, third, fourth or fifth edition game that might require intrigue, hidden gardens, inside-out-rooms, scheming monarchs, puzzles or beasts, liquid floors, labyrinths, growing, shrinking, duelling, broken time, Mome Raths, blasphemy, croquet, explanations for where players who missed sessions were, or the rotting arcades and parlors of a palace that was once the size of a nation.)

Virginia 1633. Beinge an account of the rising of a new star to the West of the Virginia Colony, and its derangements of space, The Engines of a Second Creation, rains of fishes and burninge Coales, the Mazement thus brought to Heathen and Christian, and the prodigies, sports of nature, and invasive creatures from spheres beyond, now disportinge upon the Earth

After years of raids and massacres, the Powhatan Confederacy and the Virginia Colony find themselves in an uneasy peace. The people of Jamestown and outlying plantations again trade with Powhatan neighbors, and English planters again ship tobacco to markets across the Atlantic.

Then the land to the west of Powhatan territory seems to rupture skyward, a new star rising into the sky. Down the James River soon come reports of strange happenings, strange beasts, and stranger people.

The English were not the only ones seeking a New World.

EMPATHY ZERO Everything you love is meaningless. Everyone you love is going to die. You wander through life pretending death will never come, and when you do think about your end you hope it will be swift, that you will not be able to mentally grasp the process of your demise as it happens. But you will, your consciousness remaining active from the point you realize that the end is coming all the way through those long, long moments until the electrical activity in your brain finally, mercifully snuffs out... long after your other physical processes cease.

For a time you will be aware of being a dying brain inside of an already deceased body, its diminishing functions being received as intense pain and panic. It will feel like forever as you silently scream to be saved. But no help will ever come. And then your body will rot, your consciousness extinguished utterly, everything that you ever were gone forever. This is our reality. And yet, as members of a civilization in which we fight for comfort rather than survival, we have the luxury to imagine fates even crueler still. For our amusement. And beyond that amusement lies those adventures that gave Lamentations of the Flame Princess its reputation. A reputation for publishing situations and scenarios that are nothing more than cruelty disguised as entertainment, designed so that friends and acquaintances will like each other, and themselves, less. Adventures designed to make the sun seem to shine less brightly. Adventures designed to make the embrace of loved ones seem brutally cold. Adventures designed to disgust, repel, and traumatize players as their characters suffer horridly imagined fates and the Referee cackles at sharing their pain. As all good horror must. The volume collects Tales of the Scarecrow, The Magnificent Joop van Ooms, Fuck For Satan, and Death Love Doom, four adventures previously only available in print as limited editions. For use with Lamentations of the Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Role-Playing and other traditional tabletop role-playing games.

This volume collects the four adventures previously released as Tower of the Stargazer, The God that Crawls, The Monolith from Beyond Space and Time, and The Doom-Cave of the Crystal-Headed Children.

Tower of the Stargazer presents a familiar traditional fantasy adventure location, the wizard's tower, and adds cosmic horror to infuse the familiar with something strange. The God that Crawls involves the mystery of what exactly lies in the catacombs beneath an ancient church. How far will the curiosity of your players take their characters before it is too late? The Monolith from beyond Space and Time is the deep end of the Weird Horror pool, pure cosmicism and the most intense and pure concentration of Weird in the entire Lamentations of the Flame Princess catalog. The Doom-Cave of the Crystal-Headed Children is a bit of a farce, with an absurd premise that invites characters into a reality-bending environment where they will have much opportunity to make some very bad decisions. Includes new artwork! For use with Lamentations of the Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Role-Playing and other traditional tabletop role-playing games.

The final resting place of the mythical First Wizard has been found! Rejoice! For of course he was interred with a splendid variety of magical treasures ripe for the taking.

You are so, so screwed.

Altar of Madness is a dungeon area designed to be added on to any existing dungeon structure. It is compatible with traditional fantasy role-playing game rules including Lamentations of the Flame Princess.

When the buzzing starts, the horror begins.

The quiet village of Ambersham produces prize-winning mead... and hides a deadly secret. For the people of Ambersham are shape-changing monstrosities under the influence of a hideous 'queen', corrupted by a power that is not hers by right, a power stolen from a transcendent entity that even now plots its escape.

Bee-Ware! is an adventure for Lamentations of The Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Roleplaying and other traditional role-playing games.

The adventure is packed full of very deadly monsters, and as such is best suited for careful and clever players; those who desire direct combat will need lots of characters, high-level characters, or both.

This Isn't a Game, and It Never Was.

You know those horrible stories where characters inside a game, or movie, or book discover they are fictional characters?

This isn't that. It's quite the opposite.

You know your characters are real people. You know your campaign setting is a real place. Of course they are! You bring them all to life each and every time you play. So there's no great veil of reality for your characters to pierce that they haven't already just by casting the most rudimentary magic spell.

But what happens when someone else stumbles upon the world and thinks it's all make-believe? Are your players prepared for foes that act like this is all just a way to waste time?

Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Big Puppet is an adventure and sourcebook for use with Lamentations of the Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Role-Playing and other traditional tabletop role-playing games. All in 96 pages!

The time has come to reveal the truth behind role-playing games, their Satanic origin, and how to utilize that truth to manifest true power in the Physical Plane.

Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Book of Antitheses contains everything you need to initiate yourself into the left-hand path of role-playing. Learn the secrets of astral travel, telegraphy, divination, ceremonial dice magic, and the binding of demons.

Succumb to the knowledge that demons live in us, all around us, and can be yoked like oxen to deliver Wealth, Sex, and Power. The second half of the book contains a full Lamentations of the Flame Princess adventure built using the magickal principals herein.

We have forged the only team with the spiritual attainment and unadulterated will to unfetter your mind and unleash your potential.

Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Book of Antitheses features 160 pages and full colour A5 hardcover.

Since the invention of the adventure module, there have only been five adventures that were rated the most awesome, the most epic. Broodmother Sky Fortress leaves them all behind. It's got these creatures that are half shark. Half elephant. All badass. They fly around in this cloud fortress, wrecking everything in the campaign until the players step up to stop them. It's all terribly exciting! And all brought to you by none other than the world-famous Arch-Mage of Old-School, Jeff Rients!

There is a curse laid on everything in that place! Cursed, you hear me? Cursed! Up on the mountain is a house by a cemetery, haunted by the memories of atrocities past. The cult on the mountain is long gone, yet the music of weirdling death carries on the wind. The mountain is cold. So very cold. And the greedy and the foolish will march bravely up the mountain for gold and glory. ?but are they worth your soul? You Are Doomed!

Death Frost Doom is the adventure that launched Lamentations of the Flame Princess in 2009, and this anniversary edition has been fully revised by Zak S (Red & Pleasant Land, Vornheim: The Complete City Kit) with all new interior artwork by Jez Gordon. An adventure suitable for low-level characters for use with Lamentations of the Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Role-Playing and other traditional role-playing games.

The hills are alive...With the Sound of Murder!

Missing kids! Rumors of witchcraft! Strange things skulking about the mountains and marshes under the cover of darkness!

Sounds pretty standard, right? Maybe, but this is Lamentations of the Flame Princess where this kind of stuff is merely a cover for the truly weird goings-on.

Within the covers of Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Earth Incubation Crisis is a mystery of titanic proportions that begins in the Cretaceous Period and might end in the destruction of Earth itself!

Sometimes the snow will not stop. Under its particled screen like layers of veil that would make of the world a bride to an unknown, vast and unseen groom all civilization is wondering from its hearths and stone corners: What is to be done about the women?

They spit and rage, they drown the taxmen, they hack the bellies of snakes and eat what they find, they abort babies and squeeze their milk into the bellies of troll-cats, they dwell apart among the wide white peaks, raiding, scheming, speaking to animals, willful and without trade or diplomatic discourse - the witch-women and amazons. They dominate and divide the Devoured Land. Who can see this ending well? This book details the bleak white wild created on the spot where the first goddess took the first bite out of the Earth, which maintains the balances and arrangements that held sway in the first days. It contains wolfpacks, cannibal giants, trolls, demons of the apocalypse as well as a wilderness kit with enough tables, generators and tools to keep your players busy until hell freezes over. Frostbitten & Mutilated is a setting book for use with Lamentations of the Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Role-Playing and other traditional role-playing games.

It wants to crush. It wants to kill. It wants to wrestle with illegal holds - once it reboots, that is.

Galileo 2: Judgment Day! A double-shot of horror in the vein of slasher films with high body counts. Buy one ticket and get two One Shot adventures to show your players what it would be like to be a camp counsellor in the 80s.

Run for your life through a dark forest alongside Galileo or explore a deadly mansion filled with sweet loot and blood-splattering traps, each features the Automaton, a mechanical assassin that runs like a marionette and mangles like a wrestler.

He is a very naughty boy! or It's not easy being green!

Years ago, in the quiet Sussex hamlet of Town Littleworth, something from the black extra-cosmic gulfs of space fell from the sky. Something that a childless couple took in and raised as their son. In this one act of kindness, they may have doomed the world.

Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Green Messiah is a botanical adventure, uitable for characters of most levels, and vegetarians.

Within you will find an invasive alien species of shape-changing root vegetables, malicious trees, and an extensive menu of delicious ? and potentially fatal ? fruits and vegetables from another world.

The adventure is best played in a shaded area, watered no more than once a week, and kept indoors in colder months.

An adventure wherein characters embark on a grand scavenger hunt to collect the dismembered remnants of a saint.

Death is the new black.

A hot new fashion trend is spreading and people are dying to get into these clothes - literally. These clothes are unlike anything ever made before, but is it worth a human life? People are turning up dead or missing and this fashion trend is the reason.

Will your players discover the truth or become fashion victims themselves? Find out in this explosive, decadent, and horrifying adventure for Lamentations of the Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Role-Playing and other traditional tabletop role-playing games.

Lamentations of the Flame Princess: In a Deadly Fashion features a full colour A5 hardcover.

Open up your mouth and feed it!

A weird cult has stolen your players' favourite magic item and intends to feed it to their so-called god! Will your players recover it in time, will they be waylaid by bandits, or will they fall foul of the many minions of the Magic Eater?

Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Magic Eater is an adventure that favours exploration and stealth, which means Specialists will shine.

If things go wrong, there is a 5 Hit Dice boss monster with about 40 henchmen and a literal sm”rg†sbord of special abilities, so bear that in mind or prepare to provide your players with a lot of cannon fodder hirelings.

It is the 17th century. You and your companions encounter a silver mine that contains deposits of the richest ore ever seen. But what appear to be shafts carved deep into the bedrock are, in fact, tunnels bored into the fossilized remains of a great ancient spawn of the stars.

More specifically, its brain.

But it is not yet dead.

As its last nerves are struck, the alien's final death throes begin to unleash catastrophic horror. Despite this, silver - and power beyond imagining ? wait to be tapped by those clever enough to brave its perils.

In Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Meanderings of the Mine Mind,as players literally plumb the depths of an alien mind, they'll learn that even starting adventurers can stop world-ending threats... or trigger them.

A massive cloud of volcanic ash dwarfs the small pacific island over which it looms. It is not what it seems. The great plume known as the Nebulith - cloud forever paralyzed into stone - hangs above the Pacific Isle of Awa Nikko, a pearl of the East China Sea, containing miles of tunnels, dangers, and unknown wonders.

Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Nebulith contains a complete guide to the delights and terrors of this setting as well as a variety of tools for fantasy adventures in the Far East, including new martial arts rules and schools, new magic based on the traditions of the Pacific Islands, new classes (samurai, ninja, pirate, karate master, and more) designed specifically to put a distinctly Eastern spin on adventures without sacrificing old school flavor, plus a variety of tables, maps, adventure locations, creatures, spirits and NPCs made to handle everything from political intrigue in the daimyo's court to duels with insect demons beneath waterfalls of liquid glass.

The year is 1632 and the wars of religion engulf Europe. Can you imagine it? A war so total, everywhere you have ever known and everywhere you might know is touched by it. It's taken friends and family members. Maybe it swallowed your village whole. Perhaps it even took you, conscripted by a King or an Emperor or a Pope you have never met.

You probably can't imagine a life devoured by war while you're cozy and safe, rolling dice around a table with your friends, but the land remembers. History remembers. Look at the global powers in World War I and you will see the war continued after a three-century truce. Track the global population over time and you will see the divot where pike-and-shot killed those the plague did not. Bore into Arctic ice and measure the lead content and you will see the drop when there were no more men to smelt iron. So, when you seek an inn to stay for the night, why are you so surprised to find the war has arrived ahead of you? An adventure suitable for low level characters for use with Lamentations of the Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Role-Playing and other traditional role-playing games.

England, 1620.

To strike a blow against the Patriarchy, six women perform a dangerous rite in an abandoned priory.  Through dance, they commune with Terpsichore, Greek muse and patroness of dancers.

Starving demons slither across the moors; monstrous nuns shriek in the infirmary; and within the Attic, a great unraveling awaits.

The fate of the world rests in the hands of the players. Will they bring about an egalitarian utopia? Will they skulk away in the night, pockets bulging with treasure? Will they bring about the destruction of all things?

Will they find the Tract of Teratology, a randomly-generated creature-summoning ritual with 3.6 quadrillion combinations?

After this adventure, nothing will be the same.

An adventure for Lamentations of the Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Role-Playing and other traditional role-playing games.

Two barely conceivable beings have fought a war for a generation over Sajavedra, a barely legendary land far to the southeast. They wish to claim its rich harvests of souls and fields, its intricate networks of ley lines and temples, for their own.

They have devastated it utterly.

A forgotten weapon in their war, a neglected sorcery fallen from a distracted archon's attention, lies in the Qelong River valley at the edge of this near-cosmic battlefield.

Looking to instill a little fear in your game? Then look no further! Nothing brings the thrill ? and terror ? of discovery to a game like new monsters. Faced with the unknown, mighty-thewed heroes tremble in their hauberks, wizened wizards fumble with their spell books, and even the most audacious of rogues hesitate before plunging into battle. Nevermore worry that your players have memorized every monster's stat, power and weakness. Nevermore resort to tired fantasy cliches, and worn out monsters fought a thousand times before.

The Random Esoteric Creature Generator ensures that each monster your PCs cross is unique, unexpected, and best of all - unknown. With an unlimited number of horrific combinations, this is the last monster book you will ever need. Bring terror back to the table with the Random Esoteric Creature Generator!

Beyond the veil of reality, beyond the influence of manipulating politicians, greedy merchants, iron-handed clergy, and the broken masses that toil for their benefit, echoes of other realms call to those bold enough, and desperate enough, to escape the oppression of mundane life.

Treasure and glory await those courageous enough to wrest it from the darkness. But the danger is great, for lurking in the forgotten shadows are forces far stranger and more perilous than even civilization. The price of freedom might be paid in souls.

My name is John Benjamin Williams.

I am a English cartographer and architect employed with the Staffortonshire Trading Company. Small in size, but with powerful connections, the Staffortonshire trade commodities all around the known world, particularly in Europe.

This is what people see me do and hear me say. However, that is not why I am employed by the Staffortonshire. For the past twenty years I have travelled the globe as a spy for the English crown.

Now in my sixtieth year, the year of our lord 1674, my health is failing. Before I lay down with God, I complete and compile the cartographic works created during my travels for the Staffortonshire, and ultimately the English Crown.

Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Staffortonshire Company Works of John Williams features 128 A5 pages and is filled with maps and illustrations based on 17th century historical references to help inspire adventure and create memorable games.

Death erupts from a realm beyond the senses, threatening to cull the final remnants of an alien race.

Heretics practice forbidden rites in a desperate attempt to stave off the creeping doom.

Shadows take on a life of their own and are quickly sundered, lost to forever under the edge of a blade.

A father cries out piteously for someone to help find his missing child and receives only contempt in reply.

Hope dies in the depths, leaving despair alone to hold its wake.

All this and more awaits those who dare venture into the? Temple of the Wurm.

Paris, 1630. Europe burns and drowns in blood, but France remains, for the most part, inviolate and strong.

Except now, horror has come to Paris.

The city's children are going missing. Parents are fearful and paranoid, and the people of Paris are becoming angry and restless. A mysterious phantom figure is taking the youngsters and taunting the authorities. Can the criminal be found before more children disappear? What is the secret behind the kidnappings?

Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Terror in the Streets is a historically-inspired investigative urban horror adventure for characters of most levels.

The hardcover tome has 96 pages and full colour A5 hardcover.

'It would be useless to describe the playing of Erich Zann on that dreadful night. It was more horrible than anything I had ever overheard, because I could now see the expression of his face, and could realise that this time the motive was stark fear. He was trying to make a noise; to ward something off or drown something out - what, I could not imagine, awesome though I felt it must be. The playing grew fantastic, delirious, and hysterical, yet kept to the last the qualities of supreme genius which I knew this strange old man possessed.' - H.P. Lovecraft

The Music of Ericha Zann presents an alternate version of the Bard class for traditional tabletop role-playing games, including Lamentations of the Flame Princess. It presents the Bard as a figure of chaos in the vein of 'The Music of Erich Zann' and rejects the concept of the Bard as a charismatic minstrel.

DEAD CHILDREN AND OTHER LAUGHS! Life is funny they say. It's full of suffering and misery, confusion and ignorance. The life of those in a small alpine village has suddenly become far more full of those terrible things. Children are missing while tales of black magic and deviltry strike panic into the hearts of parents. If their life is just a miserable joke then it should come as no surprise when you hear THE PUNCHLINE.

The Punchline comes to you from Zzarchov Kowolski (Going Through Forbidden Otherworlds, Scenic Dunnsmouth) and and brought to life by the gruesomely beautiful illustrations of Journeyman1029 (Emerald Alley, OSR2). A killer clown filled adventure suitable for low level characters for use with Lamentations of the Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Role-Playing and other traditional role-playing games.

Strange Things are Afoot on the Isle of Wight!

An archeological expedition searching for artifacts beneath an abandoned Abbey has a problem - two problems, actually. A scholar working the dig has disappeared and one of the mercenaries contracted to provide security has been murdered.

Tension between the two groups (okay, that's three problems, but who's counting?) means someone from the outside needs to be brought in to investigate. Perfect work for a bunch of money-hungry adventurers with a nose for solving other people's problems, wouldn't you agree?

Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Wight Power is a hardcover with 64 pages.

Each year, the citizens of Khirima offer a massive tribute of silver to the demons which dwell within the Temple of Ages That Are Not. To acquire the silver for themselves, the adventurers must face bellowing dinosaurs, plague demons, the horrors which dwell within the Abscess, and a dungeon where memory is an illusion and time is a weapon.

World of the Lost is an adventure for characters levels 1-4, featuring a 200-encounter wilderness hexcrawl, a city sourcebook, a dungeon, quests, diseases, new spells, and new magic items.